Some day I’ll come up with an original post topic instead of constantly stealing from Mrs. Chili… 🙂
Can you guess what movies these quotes came from?
“So, are we gonna screw soon, ‘cuz I’m getting kinda antsy.”
“The bitch hit me with a toaster!”
“Ballsy. Stupid, but ballsy.”
“Sir! The sniper approached the instructor by being a sneaky bastard! Sir!”
“The spark of his life is covered in shit. His spirit is gone but his stench remains. Does that answer your question?”
“Even the sun shines on a dog’s ass some days.”
“Saw your wife last night. Great little dancer. That guy she was with? I’m sure he’s a close personal friend, but tell me, what was he doing with her panties on his head?”
“I mean, picture a girl who just took a nosedive from the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down.”
“This is the cleanest and nicest police car I’ve ever been in in my life. This thing is nicer than my apartment.”
“But I would appreciate it if you would not act like a walking hard-on while we’re on the job.”
If I think of more I’ll post ’em.
Feel free, Mrs. C., to send people over for a gander. I have a feeling you have a larger readership than I do.