I Gotta Do This More Often

…if for no other reason than to make sure it doesn’t take multiple days to do a new post! OY!!!

* – because I haven’t done so in quite some time, I’m gonna start off with some gratuitous sex. You’ve been warned…

Hmm… That’s a tough one. Let me think…  🙂

* – well, I finished dead last in my fantasy football league. Fucking kill me. Eli Manning – who I took with the 2nd overall pick of my league’s draft – did absolute dick for me practically all year long. Hakeem Nicks was injured pretty much all year long. When I traded for Ben Roethlisberger in an attempt for better QB production, he promptly got injured. Yeesh!

Next year’s gotta be better… right?

* – now, my Falcons on the other hand…

13 – 3. Home field advantage throughout the playoffs.

YEAH BABY!!!

* – yes, I saw The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey on opening night (DUH! 🙂 ). I liked it. I thought it was a good movie. There were many deviations from the book, and several of them were nothing more than an excuse for Peter Jackson to show off his CGI chops, but I still enjoyed the movie.

* – BAHAHAHA!!!

* – what do you really know about the Middle Ages?

* – RIP, Navy SEAL. Job well done.

* – RIP, Stormin’ Norman. Godspeed.

* – imagine having your smartphone in your contact lenses.

* – what you once thought was science fiction…

* – speaks volumes about our education system:

* – well, Glenn Beck was certainly on a roll after Hurricane Sandy, now, wasn’t he?

* – oh, hey, btw, about that global warming thing? Yeah, it stopped back in 1997. Thought you’d wanna know.

* – but, by all means, let’s consider a carbon tax.

* – oh, Milton Friedman, we miss you. We so need you now!:

* – this is a perfect example of what free market capitalism can do. A couple of guys who had an idea and ran with it. It cooks your food when you’re camping. It charges your gadgets with the energy it creates from cooking your food. It cooks your food and charges your gadgets from being fueled with kindling. It’s fairly inexpensive. It’s eco-friendly.

And there’s not a multi-million dollar federal loan to be found anywhere. Imagine that.

Who built that one, Mr. President?

* – hell, we’re not even in the top ten anymore for prosperity as a country.

* – and it was supposedly Paul Ryan who was gonna push Grandma over the cliff?!?!?! Have you seen this?

* – not that government-controlled health care would ever result in death panels, though. Oh, wait…

* – yeah, how’s that Obamacare working out for you?

* – It’s a beautiful thing, isn’t it?

(please tell me you can recognize the sarcasm there)

* – yeah, I could see Obama doing this back in 1620…

* – speaking of the Annointed One, he won re-election, in case you hadn’t heard. Yippee-fucking-skip. Do I think we’re fucked? Yup, yup, I do.

* – speaking of the re-election of The One, here’s is the brilliant Bill Whittle’s reaction to it:

I fucking LOVE this guy! I wish he would run for President…

* – a nice, concise reaction to the election by Bo.

* – how do you believe these clowns about anything after this Benghazi goat rodeo?

* – Dear Speaker Boehner,

You’re not helping. Please step down and let somebody who actually believes in the principles of the party he claims to represent take over.

Sincerely,

NHFalcon

* – elections have consequences.

* – the private sector was certainly glad Obama got re-elected, huh?

* – having Nancy Pelosi go wouldn’t bust me up.

* – now this is my kind of Republican! 🙂

* – and now that Obama’s been re-elected, we have that wonderful fiscal cliff to worry about…

* – funny, I thought only right-wingers were supposed to be racist? Weird…

* – I hope nobody expects their taxes won’t go up in the next four years.

* – and now for a random act of journalism:

* – like I needed another reason to want the US to get the hell out of the UN…

* – oh, goody – it’s nanny-state time! In today’s episode, we’re going to forbid you to have a burger stand!

Who’s up for Nanny of the Year?

* – are we becoming Rome?

* – I hope you all had a Happy Thanksgiving and a Merry Christmas. I wish you the very very best New Year.

Oh, and P.S. – yes, I am very much aware of the Sandy Hook tragedy that took place a couple of weeks or so ago. Yes, I’m familiar with all the debate raging about it now in regards to gun control. Yes, I had many articles bookmarked and ready to be linked to to support my side of the gun control argument. I obviously chose not to use them.

Why?

Twenty-six people are dead. Twenty of them six- or seven-year-old children. I refuse to cheapen and trivialize their memories by using them to help me try to win an argument.

Here endeth the lesson.

This is the closest I will come to forming an opinion on this issue at this time: