Random Is As Random Does

* – 3D printers: cool? Scary? Both? Neither?

* – yeah… this whole Disney / Star Wars thing might not turn out too well:

* – the Russians did a live-action version of The Hobbit back in 1985?! Seriously?

Seriously.

* – people got pissed at Brent Musberger for this? Seriously? OY! Grow up, America!

* – now I’m glad I don’t live in Indiana.

* – nice shot here by Jon Stewart (who’ll be heard from again later in this episode…).

* – remind me not to watch NBC anymore.

* – exactly how in the fuck can you be shot by an unloaded gun?!

These are the people who want to pass gun legislation. And they wonder why we don’t take them seriously?!

* – so why did those evil Republicans hold up the Hurricane Sandy relief bill?

Oh, gee, I don’t know…

* – don’t even get me started on Michael Bloomberg.

* – It matters, Hillary. It matters. The fact that you asked that clearly shows why you were never qualified for your position in the first place.

* – thank you, Jeff Duncan.

* – ah, yes, the joy and wonder that is Obamacare.

* – I’m so glad it’s bringing healthcare costs down and… wait… what?

* – and covering more people and… wait… what?

* – and how about that fiscal cliff deal, huh?

* – at least we had enough sense to ditch the “trillion-dollar coin” idea. May be the folks at Treasury were watching Jon Stewart that day?

(Stewart was on a small roll lately, btw…)

* – well, at least The Deal appears to have dismantled part of Obamacare.

* – though it’s debateable as to how much good it will do to resolve the debt problem.

* – and how about Head Start, huh?

* – the economy SHRANK in Q4 of last year, people. Got that? It SHRANK! In the final quarter of 2012. But somehow that’s still Bush’s fault, right? Couldn’t possibly be associated with Obama’s policies, could it?

* –

Yes, Mr. Obama, we do deserve better!

* – can we make this guy an honorary American and then elect him to some high office somehow?:

* – we’re banning water bottles.

* – and woodstoves.

and Lego guns.

and… oh, Jesus, it’s just fucking STUPID!

* – thank you, Chicks On the Right:

* – thank you, Pat Buchanan.

* – to follow up Buchanan’s point, if this had happened in reverse, don’t you think you would’ve heard more about it?

* – there are such things as black conservatives? Who knew?!

* – saving the best for last, the Bill Whittle portion of our show: