Posted by: nhfalcon | January 22, 2012

Your (semi-) Daily Dose of Reality v.1.22.12

Yeah, I know I said two days ago that I’d finish this tomorrow, and now it’s the day after (you follow all that, Marty McFly?), but whatever! Don’t judge me. 🙂

* – RIP, Joe Paterno.

* – some of the greatest moments in Hollywood history were unscripted.

* – I remember some of these specials!

* – now you’ve done it, Los Angeles – you’ve gone and pissed off the porn industry.

* – now this makes me want to vote for Ron Paul! 🙂

* – no, no, no, no, NO!!! Health insurance should not cover birth control! Especially if the government is forcing it to.

“But, Falcon,” you protest, “how else will we avoid all those unwanted pregnancies?”

Stop wringing your hands. You want to use birth control? Go ahead – but pay for it with your own fucking money! Walk into a CVS and buy some Trojans, for fuck’s sake! They’re not that expensive! And if you’re that poor and that horny, learn some fucking self-control. Exercise some self-discipline and personal responsibility. Close your legs. Jerk off. Get a blow job. Take it up the ass. Anything. But for fuck’s sake stop relying on the government to save your lazy ass!

OY!

* – this is what happens when this administration tries to create jobs:

Questions?

* – but the Lightbringer has a “laser-like focus” on jobs.

Sure he does.

* – laserlike focus, my ass – he hasn’t passed a fucking budget in almost 1,000 days! Something he’s required to do by law, btw.

* – at least “The One” got SOPA right.

* – then again, maybe he doesn’t need SOPA anyway

* – so, is B.O.’s attempt to streamline government a true effort at creating a smaller government or an attempt at a personal power grab?

* – “Two fascinating polls here, both of those are from Gallup. So, again, folks, only 2% hate the 1%.  Two percent, that’s right, yeah, only 2% hate the 1%.  That’s a great way of illustrating.  Only 2% hate the 1%.  The 99% do not hate the 1%.”

* – you heard that the Treasury Department was raiding pensions to pay for stuff until they get a debt ceiling hike, right?

* –

What the hell – he couldn’t be any worse than any of the other clowns that have held the position in the Obama administration.

* – jeez, Pat, how do you really feel?

* – I miss Margaret Thatcher…

* – so, we’re ok with letting dead people vote in our presidential primaries?

* – ah, Chris Christie… and the work he does

* – ah, Bill Whittle…

* – can you say “nanny state?” I think you can…

* – very good! Now say it one more time

* – nope, no indoctrination in school in this country. None at all.

* – do we really need the Department of Education?

* – “It’s a political problem. The problems are sociopolitical. The problems are unions. You plot the growth of the NEA [National Education Association] and the dropping of SAT scores, and they’re inversely proportional. The problems are unions in the schools. The problem is bureaucracy.” — Steve Jobs

* – the Tea Party Budget.

Yeah, I’m ok with a good-sized chunk of that.

* – contrary to most Republicans, I think we need to trim a bit of fat from the Pentagon, too. Stuff like this probably isn’t necessary right now.

* – hey, leave those Marines who pissed on the corpses of their enemies alone. They were just engaging in performance art.

* – and just to wrap things up…

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