Posted by: nhfalcon | May 29, 2011

J.A.R.D. v.5.29.11

* – first and foremost…

Happy Memorial Day!

* – “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.” – Abraham Lincoln.

* – hat tip to Bo for giving me this high school flashback:

Remember that one?

* – are these the worst song lyrics of all time?

* – RIP, Joseph Brooks (remember “You Light Up My Life”?).

* – RIP, Mark Haines. I’ll freely admit that I never watched “Squawkbox” on CNBC and therefore had no idea who Haines was until I heard about his passing on the Jerry Doyle Show. Then I saw this exchange between him and Charlie Rangel and decided that I would’ve liked Haines a whole lot. 🙂

* – RIP, Kenickie.

* – let’s try to reverse gears, here, shall we? Congratulations, Ross Geller.

* – good to see that the Navy is apparently fighting Disney over the rights to SEAL Team Six – and apparently winning.

* – this regional story just cracked me up. A local paper in the town I work said the defendant’s lawyer claimed the whole incident was an accident.

Oh, I see. You accidentally got high on drugs, accidentally got naked, accidentally got into a one-ton dump truck, accidentally turned it on, and then accidentally drove it across several people’s lawns before accidentally drving it into somebody’s house.

Uh-huh. Good luck with that defense, counselor.

* – another example of “if G.W. had done this…”

* – or this.

* – you know, I really have a hard time buying into the whole “global warming” or “global cooling” or “climate change” or whatever-the-fuck-they-want-to-call-it-now-to-cover-their-asses when one of the biggest proponents of it got a “D” in Natural Sciences in college.

* –

🙂

* – remember when the Libs were so pissed about the high gas prices under Bush?

Yeah, where is that outrage now?

* – it is shit like this that created the Tea Parties.

* – so, according to the Government Accountability Office, one-sixth of the more than three-quarters of a TRILLION dollars that was spent in the stimulus package went to tax cheats.

Well, that’s just fucking awesome, isn’t it?

* – it doesn’t matter that 74% of America wants a federal spending cap, because we all know we’ll never get it, especially not under this administration.

* – and now the federal government is going to tap into the pension funds of federal employess to fund the government, at least until they can figure out what the hell they’re doing about the debt ceiling.

Well, that’s just fucking awesome! Do you really think those funds are going to be paid pack? Really? Sure, you can say, it’s right there in the article you’re linking, Falcon: “The measure won’t have an impact on retirees because the Treasury is legally required to reimburse the program.”

Uh huh. Yeah. Right. Sure.

Congress is legally required – constitutionally required – to pass a budget every year, too. How did that work out the last time around?

* – yup, that Obama sure is quite the foriegn policy master, ain’t he?

* – allow Bill Whittle to elaborate further:

* – if you’re a Brit, you must be thinking, ‘with a friend like Obama…”

* – what if the “Arab Spring” were like Irish Spring? 🙂

* – you know, for somebody who hated the Patriot Act so much, Obama seems awfully fond of extending it a lot, doesn’t he?

* – an interview between Glenn Beck and Herman Cain.

* – Cain clarifies his remark about never appointing a Muslim to his cabinet if elected president.

* – Cain’s presidential announcement video:

* – Tim Pawlenty’s presidential announcement video:

* – could the Fair Tax actually appeal to people on both sides of the aisle?

* – Oh, for the love of all that is good and holy, will you please just shut the fuck up, Donald Trump?!

* – James Clyburn = racer.

I can’t believe this discussion is still going on. Yes, we conservatives are racists. That’s why we like Herman Cain, Allen West, Bobby Jindal, and Marco Rubio so much.

Dumbasses.

Oh, and we’re misogynists, too. That’s why we like Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, Nikki Haley, Michelle Malkin, and Ann Coulter so much.

Dumbasses.

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Responses

  1. The typical leftist “environmental” agenda is anti-business, not pro-earth. Their behavior and language both make a lot more sense when that truth is on the table.

    Any communications strategist with any savvy at all, no matter his/her candidate, shall have no problem deflecting any charges of “no experience,” whether of foreign policy, holding elected office, or whatever. Who has ever assumed the presidency with less experience than Barack Obama?


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