Posted by: nhfalcon | December 23, 2010

J.A.R.D. v.12.23.10

Ain’t it the truth?

* – one of the Fantasic Four is about to die?!

* – this is the next Wonder Woman?

* – Falcons v Saints, Monday night, December 27th. Falcons win, they win the NFC South, a first-round bye in the playoffs, and homefield advantage throughout the playoffs. No disrespect meant to ‘Seester, but if the Saints wanna blitz Matty Ice, go right ahead!

* – RIP, Rapid Robert.

* – RIP, Blake Edwards (if for no other reason than the fact that without him, the world would have never discovered Bo Derek 🙂 )

* – RIP, Steve Landesberg (you’ll know who he is as soon as you see his pic).

* – now let’s move on to lighter fare, shall we? On with the Christmas spirit!

Isn’t Christmas such a beautiful time of year? 🙂

Well, judging by his dental work, apparently the Grinch is British! 🙂

* – sorry, but if it’s Christmastime, it’s also time for Grinches.

Exhibit A

Exhibit B

Exhibit C

* – a liberal Christmas Carol, anybody? 🙂

* – exactly how does free yoga qualigy as a jobless benefit?

* – exactly how the fuck does “global warming” become the responsibility of the Department of Homeland Security?

* – any way we can allow Nigel Farage to run for President of the United States in 2012?

* – I have mentioned how much I love Bill Whittle, haven’t I?

* – NEWSFLASH! Internet access is not a civil right!

* – Curt schilling recently had a political post on his blog, and while I won’t bore you with the whole anecdote, he did have some nice zingers:

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.

If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

 If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

 If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

(Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he’s “offended.”

To be fair, some liberal commenters fired back with some good ones of their own:

If a liberal objects to abortion, she doesn’t get one.

If a conservative objects to abortion, he wants all abortions outlawed.

If a liberal is straight, he marries a person of the opposite gender.

If a conservative is straight, he wants to force everyone to marry someone from the opposite gender.

If a liberal is a Christian, he keeps it to himself.

If a conservative is a Christian, he wants to convert “non-believers” to think just like him.

* – it’s a shame, I think, that I ran across this blog until it was far too late.

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Responses

  1. Ah yes… I miss Kevin as well. He always had something pithy to say. I hope he’s in a far better place.

    Merry Christmas to you and the family, Falcon!!


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