J.A.R.M. – the Xmas Edition

* – could anybody possibly suck as much at wrapping as me?

* – ok, we established long ago that I’m a sap, right?

Good.

I made the mistake of reading the lyric/story synopsis insert that goes with the Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s The Lost Christmas Eve CD this morning and damn near broke down in front of my wife.

* – hey, yeah, just where did Rudolph come from?  

* – just to get in the spirit, here’s some of my favorite Christmas songs:

(that one’s for Cookiemaker – she’s half Polish. I know, I know – I feel bad for her, too 🙂 )

(yeah, that one’s pretty much just for me. I mean, I’d give it to Cookiemaker, but it’d be for me. 😉 )

* – even though I’m not a big fan of the ganja personally, I’m thinking Tim Burton’s take on Alice in Wonderland is going to be that much more enjoyable stoned.

* – oooh! A new Iron Man 2 trailer!

* – um, exactly wtf do tanning salons have to do with health care?

* – remember, the taxes being raised to pay for Obamacare will only affect the rich.

Yeah, right!

* – say, here’s an idea, Federal Government – instead of raising taxes on everybody else, how about you actually collect the roughly $3 billion your own employees owe you?!

* – boy, it’s gotta kill the New York Times to admit that FoxNews is Number 1!

* – how are those inconvenient lies working out for ya, Al?

* – 100 reasons as to why climate is natural, not man-made.

* – here he is, ladies, that “tireless advocate for women’s rights,” Chuck Schumer.

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