Posted by: nhfalcon | October 26, 2009

This Week’s J.A.R.M. Brought to You by Percy Bysshe Shelley

My name is OBAMA-MANDIAS,

Emperor Obama

King of kings:

Look on my works, ye Mighty…

The closing of Guantanomo Bay (that hasn’t happened yet)

The withdrawal from Iraq (that hasn’t happened yet)

The renewed focus on Afghanistan (you know, the “good war” – that hasn’t happened yet)

The repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” (that hasn’t happened yet)

The $787 billion stimulus package (of which only 15% has been spent so far)

The “creating & saving” of jobs (which is why unemployment now stands at 9.8 %)

The Air Force One New York City fly-by

Picking the 2009 Final Four

The Crowley-Gates Beer Summit

The War on FoxNews

flag@whitehouse.gov

The Apology for America’s Existence world tour

The Chicago Olympic bid

The Nobel Peace Prize (for which I did absolutely nothing)

Cash for Clunkers

Nationalizing the auto industry

Bailing out the banking industry

Appointing people like “Tax Cheat” Timothy Geitner to my cabinet

Appointing almost as many czars as Russia ever had

Telling people to judge me by the company I keep and then hiring people like Van Jones

The $1 to $2 trillion healthcare proposal

Giving billions of dollars to Brazil so they can drill for oil

extending provisions in the Patriot Act

don’t forget, “Cap and Trade” is coming

(did I forget anything?)

and DESPAIR

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Responses

  1. You forgot about leaving Poland High & Dry after taking back their missile shield because there’s no evidence Iran is misbehaving and it’s what Russia wants.

  2. A transparent government. No more pork-laden bills. And wasn’t everyone supposed to get a computer or DSL or something. I’ve lost track of all the promises. It’s easy to keep track of the ones that haven’t been broken though.

  3. But he has good intentions. SURELY that counts for something!

  4. What are you, racist?


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