Posted by: nhfalcon | September 28, 2009

Just Another Random Monday v.9.28.09

* – ok, look, for the record, this:

epic-fail-short-shorts-fail

 

just ain’t right.

If your ass and thighs are covered in so much cottage cheese that you make lactose intolerant people nauseous at the very sight of you, you should be not allowed to wear teeny tiny booty shorts, ok?

If you have an ass like this: 

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you can wear anything you want.

If you have an ass like this:

fat-girl-stripper

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you are only allowed to wear mumus.

We clear?

Good.

* – and by the way, yes, I know I’m a disgusting male pig. If you didn’t know that, you haven’t been reading this blog for very long.

* – as long as I’m going down that road… SAVE THE BOOBS!

* – I don’t think I’d ever want to run into this thing while swimming.

* – at first I thought this was going to be about a mutual fiend of Mrs. Chili‘s and mine, Meadmaker.

* – cars that get 100mpg? If only.

* – oh, I can see this getting out of control down the road…

* – a little more info on the relationship between Obama and ACORN.

* – “who can make the sun shine…”

* – this is so wrong…

and yet so funny! 🙂

* – all right, this shit is just getting WAY too fucking scary:

* – remember how I mentioned the provision in HR 3200 that said if you don’t have some form of health insureance you could be fined up to 2.5% of your gross annual income?

Well it gets better. Apparently the Baucus version hits you with a $1,900 fine for failing to insure yourself, and if you don’t pay the fine, you could get hit with a further $25,000 penalty and/or time in jail!

Is this still the land of the free? For how much longer?

* – Glad to see we’re still serious about this illegal immigration problem.

* – a little more ammo for the “taxing the rich doesn’t work” argument.

* – it’s things like this that make me say welfare needs to be reformed.

* – oh, those wacky North Koreans.

Oh, yeah, and something about the power of parody, too.

* – I know that I’m skating on thin ice when I start talking about racism, but this is a brilliant piece from Pajamas TV:

Bill Whittle on the idea of racism, sexism, and political correctness in general.

* – now, I’ll at least give Obama credit regarding the “Joe Wilson is a racist” horse-puckey because he’s (or at least he is through his press secretary) on the record as disagreeing with it.

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Responses

  1. The interesting bit about that $25,000 fine is due to the fact that the $1,900 penalty is levied by the IRS (which makes it a tax). The $25,000 and jail time comes from standard penalties for not paying taxes on time. It isn’t specific to this particular area.

    And, now, Obama says our kids need to be in school all day (till dinner) and have less summer. The timing here is stellar: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/09/27/obama-proposes-longer-school-day-shorter-summer-vacation/?test=latestnews

  2. DUDE! My EYES!!

  3. Argh. Pass the bleach, Mrs. Chili, if you would be so kind.

    Dude. If I had an ass like Chick #2, I wouldn’t bother wearing anything. Mind, no one has anything to worry about regarding that.

    And if this Baucus BS gets through, I’m investing in concertina wire and a bigger reloader.

  4. Nothing wrong with a big girl. 🙂

    Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to get with my boys for a few minutes and make sure they have their Obama dance routines down for Social Studies today.

  5. Mrs. Chili, any thoughts on the school children’s song and dance routine?


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