Posted by: nhfalcon | July 13, 2009

Just Another Random Monday v.7.13.09



Michael Jackson's still dead.


* – along those lines, while I would’ve toned down the “pervert” and “pedophile” comments,* I have to agree with the general point of Peter King’s statements.

(* – though I would’ve toned them down, I pretty much do agree with them. I’m not denying MJ’s talent, but come on… And don’t give me any of that “he was acquitted in a court of law” crap. Here’s the bottom line – would you have let your child spend a night with him?

I didn’t think so.)

* – hey, Los Angeles – fuck you! Did you catch the third paragraph? I’ll say it again – fuck you, LA! Asking the public to help pay for MJ’s funeral?! I don’t think so! You decided to allow this circus to become the focal point of your existence for a day. You decided, despite the fact that you knew you were in a fiscal crisis, to foolishly spend money you didn’t have. Where the hell do you get off asking John Q. Public to pay for your bad decision?! You really wanna ease the hit?

Slash some of your own outlandish salaries.

* – as long as we’re talking about dead celebrities, here’s a sobering, splash-of-cold-water, hard-slap-in-the-face, dose of reality from Jason Whitlock about the Steve McNair killing.

Gotta say I’m with Whitlock on this one, even though in last week’s installment of JARM I called McNair one of the “good guys.”

* – I heard an interesting theory on a local morning talk radio show regarding Sarah Palin’s resignation – what if she’s planning to become the head of a brand new political party? It’s no secret that she’s a dyed-in-the-wool conservative right-winger. Given that the Republican Party’s practically falling over itself to become more moderate in an effort to appeal to more voters (and compromising its principles and integrity in the process, but I digress…), perhaps Palin has become disillusioned with the GOP and her “higher calling” involves being the tip of the spear for a new movement.


* – meanwhile, there are those who still say don’t count Palin out.

* – is Obama’s honeymoon with America over already?

* – How in the hell did I miss this?! See that third paragraph? Gore thinks global warming legislation is the equal of the Civil Rights Movement or the Marshall Plan?!?!?! Are you f#*king kidding me?! Jesus! Look, I’ve always been grateful that this Chuzzlewit* lost the 2000 election, (and,yes, all you chad-wavers, he lost that election) but now I’m really glad he lost it! 

(don’t ask me what a Chuzzlewit is. I have no idea. I heard Dennis Miller use it in one of his rants. He was using it in reference to Dan Quayle. ‘Nuff said. 🙂 )

* – think it was bad enough that Wall Street and the auto industry have gotten government bailouts? Well, now the recording industry wants one, too. They want the government to tax radio stations for playing music. The money from the taxes will go straight to the record companies.

Many of which are foriegn-owned.

* – here’s a great article by none other than the Motor City Madman himself, Ted Nugent.

The next to last paragraph deserves full quotation: “To my fellow Americans who still cherish the dream of our founding fathers, I wish you a wonderful and Happy Independence Day. To those of you who are willing to compromise your liberty and freedom in the hopes that Fedzilla will provide you an artificial blanket of security, enjoy your Dependence Day.”

* – oh, thank the stars! Look! Up in the sky! It’s Crazy Lady!

* – hey, here’s a great idea – how about a second stimulus package?

Gotta give credit where credit is due, though. Obama’s rejecting the idea.

For now…

Cuz, you know, the first one has worked so well.

I found it about as stimulating as getting jacked off by a ham-handed, Roman-cestus-wearing bull-dyke with the voice of Harvey Fierstein while she read me the oh-so-erotic meat-packing passages in Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle!

* – hey, I got a great idea! Remember the guy who brought the lawsuit to the supreme court over the whole Connecticut firefighter test thing? You know, the one who overcame dyslexia to put his life on the line for 17 years and receive awards for his bravery? Let’s try to dig up some dirt on him because by winning that lawsuit he overturned a decision by Sonia Sotomayor.

* – this week’s “Are You F#*king Kidding Me?!”

Freedom of choice? What’s that?

* – I’m sorry, Mr. House Majority Leader, but I don’t find the idea of you and your peers actually reading legislation before you vote on it funny at all!

* – remember President Obama promising not to raise taxes on anyone making less than $250,000 a year?

Un-f#*king-believeable! All Gibbs had to say was “yes.” That’s it! It was a simple “yes” or “no” question.

* – well, I guess we can put to rest those few silly rumors floating around that Obama’s gay now, can’t we?


Did you catch the age of the chick who’s ass he’s checking out?



* – think a samurai can cut a flying BB in half?

Sure, it could be doctored, but it still looked cool.

* – well, at least he didn’t die.


* – here’s required reading for all you women out there considering a career in porn.

What can I say? I’m a public servant. 🙂

* – now THIS is what I call a bikini!

* – um, if it’s all the same to you, I prefer to make my own sperm, Doc, thank you very much.

* – hey, instead of figuring out how to ID undercover cop cars, folks, how about we just learn to obey the rules of the road, huh? How’s that for a simple can-do?

* – check this out. Seven out of the ten biggest companies in the world are oil companies.

Shocking, huh?

* – think Google can compete with Microsoft in the OS wars?

* – for the cool things an iPhone can do, there are also a lot of dumb ones.

* – a couple of the radio stations I listen to use FoxNews to report the national headlines. I’ve noticed lately that they’ve been using a new slogan as much as their old one. Now you’re as likely to hear “FoxNews – you decide” as “FoxNews – fair and balanced.”

I think I like the new slogan better.

* – sigh. We’re just never gonna get past this kind of crap, are we?

* – this week: dumbass animals on parade! So join us, won’t you… ?

* – attack of the ladybugs!

* – for those of you who’ve been reading The Price of Our Blood over on my new blog (and, based on the stats, you haven’t 😦 ), I’ve recently published Chapter One.


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