Posted by: nhfalcon | October 4, 2007

RotR Addendum

* – going back to the disgusting side of being a jewelry salesman for a moment…

If you’re in a jewelry store and need to take your ring off and it’s stuck on your finger, please, please, PLEASE do not lick your finger or stick your entire finger in your mouth to get some lubrication, OK? I can’t believe people do that! What the hell are you thinking?! Do you think I want to touch that ring now? Why don’t you just spit in my hand and get it over with, all right? If I want to have any contact with your bodily fluids, I’ll ask you out on a date, OK?

* – she’s back! 

Yes, I’m a shallow male pig.

What’s your point?

* – words of wisdom from the Master: “The wide world is all about you: you can fence yourselves in, but you cannot for ever fence it out.”

* – go to, then place your cursor over “media” to get the dropdown menu and then click on “Buzz Podcasts.” Scroll down to the bottom of the page and click on “more” to get the full list of podcasts. Scroll down perhaps two-thirds of the list and find “Kelly Browns Burp Off” and click on “Listen.”

Now, the title kind of gives away what you’re going to hear. Yes, it’s adolescent humor.

But oh-my-god is it frickin’ funny!

* – I love the Bud Light “Real Men of Genius” ads.

P.S. – while exploring the above linked website, I clicked on “Mr. Pushup Bra Inventor” (a man deserving of a Nobel prize, imho… 🙂 ). A new window opened, and in addition to the audio of the commercial was a story written by a woman about how to deal with, as she put it, Agressive Nipple Syndrome, something I had alluded to in a previous post.

Thank you, Ma,am, for answering some of my questions about this phenomenon.


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