Only In America…

Don’t go swimming in North Carolina

What a waste of oral talent

One way to try to get out of a ticket

I got my hair cut at the wrong place

“Rednecks love quality, too”

You thought seeing pink elephants was bad

Remind me never to go to Wichita, Kansas

Now that’s a crappy way to lose weight

Now that’s a crappy way to die

Wow, I thought I had too much time on my hands

Aren’t you proud to be an American now?

Wait. This just in on the international front

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